Bullshit Button

Warning: Contains strong language
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You know it when you hear it. You don't want to come out and say it - but you can't let it go unacknowledged either. Someone's got to say something. After all, this is how that kind of thing spreads! Nip it in the bud, tackle it head on - just hit the big red button to speak your mind..."Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit!"

The Bullshit Button is the very public, very funny and very frank way to deal with those people who like to regale you with their Saturday night escapades, their encounter with Miss Universe or just simply their inane "let's crunch the numbers" kind of speak. They all deserve to be recognised - so as well as the response we mentioned earlier, there's four others - "Bullshit level defcon 5", "That was bullshit!", "Bullshit detected, take precautions" and our personal favourite "Warning, warning, bullshit alert" - simple, yet to the point.

Imagine the change in your morning meetings, when this little monitor of verbal manure sits in the middle of the table. Of course, there are those who won't see the funny side of it - they're typically the ones that this button is used on.

Using the Bullshit Button, instead of verbalising your concerns, means that you avoid another contribution to the Swear Box (actually, speaking of which did you know we've got a talking one! So feel free to add that to your cart as well!).

Anyone who says they don't need a Bullshit Button is talking total and utter..um..rubbish.